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grimvoire:

botanical tattoos by @rit.kit.tattoo on instagram

outofcontextbonappetit:

curseworm:

curseworm:

literally where would we be without alliums. in hell, probably

thank you alliums for making food taste good

scoundrelnurlife:

sqooper:

wallpatterns:

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

op did you breathe typing this because I didn’t while reading it

mellowsummer:

folks, imagine this: its 31st of october. few years from now. halloween night. you and your girlfriend sit in pajamas, watching halloween films, while drinking tea she just made and eating halloween themed candy you picked. theres spooky decorations everywhere. your cat is laying next to you, on blanket, sleeping.

life is good.

solsaesthetictrorjeg:

cozyda:

Dark Academia Autumn Morning

A flickering candle(s) lighting up your room, rain tapping against your windows, a heavy mist blanketing the land, chapped lips, a large cup of earl grey tea, a dark blue and black sky, a warm bowl of oatmeal, faint chirping from the distance, cuddly cats, pen or pencil frantically scratching on paper, a warm chair and a great novel, a slightly yellow glow slowly rising into your window, chipped mugs, soft classical morning, warm beds, cozy sweaters, tired eyes, scattered books

asymbina:

between-stars-and-waves:

science-jumps:

unicornempire:

a-shipping-life:

whistlewhileiblogit:

My jaw literally dropped

Well I’m a little bit in love

Originally posted by onlydisney

That slow motion near the end and the knowing glance at the camera… it’s….perfect…

@asymbina

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

@rose-tinted-wings

BDE

straightboyfriend:

mike’s hard bubble tea

variablejabberwocky:

breelandwalker:

thequantumqueer:

your-future-robot-overlord:

scootsenshi:

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

Person: I know it’s hard because he’s your dad-

Me: It’s not

Person: But you love him deep down-

Me: I don’t

Family matters; blood doesn’t.

And friends, this is still valid even if you DO still have love for that toxic relative that you have or are trying to cut out of your life.

They do NOT get to hold that over you. They do not get to hold your heart hostage.

you can love someone and not like them. it happens, and that’s okay

keikosamachan:

Universe